Cherry and Clacton Tracy discussing the pros and cons of Rampant Rabbits
On Easter Saturday, Cherry was appearing at a Ladies Night at a club in Clacton. Cherry had joined forces with a real force to be reckoned with, that is now lovingly known in our house as “Clacton Tracy”, one of the nicest Ann Summers reps we have met to date, and who had worked with Cherry in getting this event off the ground.
Cherry did her usual mixture of comedy; singing and outright abuse and the ladies were very firmly entertained by two stalwarts of the ladies night circuit – namely Richard Kane and Temptation. But more on that later...
Clacton Tracy was busy promoting her wares and was also running a fairy wish competition where a bag of Ann Summers goodies was the prize...needless to say I was impressed that Cherry’s mum (aka my mum in law) actually won the prize – it was also interesting to see what items she had won afterwards, especially one that definitely WASN’T a Ladyshave....we’ll say know more, apart from the obvious that you definitely wouldn’t get a very close shave using it as one...
As you know I am responsible for Cherry’s sound equipment and this night was going to be my own personal nightmare – the one that every good DJ never wants to happen (not that I am a good DJ, or a DJ at all, to be honest...) where you put a CD into the player, and nothing comes out!!!! My own personal Hell...thankfully, keeping cool, calm and collected (ahem) and sweating like a fat bloke in Greggs, I finally got the CDs working, not once, but on both occasions for the dance acts...I think it was the threat of burning the equipment on a funeral pyre that did the trick, but it the one thing I really don’t want to happen to me, and it did...twice!
Well, all wasn’t bad – I got my photo taken with Temptation – I was meant to shake him by the hand, but I erm...kinda...missed, yes, that’s it, I missed his erm, hand and erm, yeah, and blushed...
I gave into Temptation ;)
And unfortunately Cherry injured herself during the night, and is now nursing a rather swollen wrist where she fell, arse over tit, on the decking outside. Thankfully, nothing is broken, but an injured diva is a very unhappy diva. Needless to say, Cherry is still single-handedly making her name on the Ladies Night Circuit.
